I Wish I Am An Idiot!

You know what I wished for right now?

I wish that I am not as smart as I am now. I wish that I am as stupid as one of my colleague here so that I will not need to do so many work.

As now, I need to do the work for her. I don't know how to teach her to recognize companies name by industries so I need to do it myself.

Can anyone give advise on how to become a noob? I am so tired of helping people with their work while when I need help, none of them can help me.