Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Joke Of The Day

Something that made me laugh today. Thanks to someone that I did not even know and still sending me some joke to cheer up my day! The story starting like this......

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young,
student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'

the young nurse replies,
'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure
and heart rate from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown,
holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?

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1 comment:

-ritchie- said...

Lol.. At 1st i tot tat patient very hamsap.. But in the end the is the nurse wit dirty minded..