Happy Sunday! It's been a very long time since I post up any jokes here. Here you goes.. and keep in mind to be a little bit more observant especially in your lesson.
First-year students at
were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. Med School
They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them:
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you are not to be disgusted
by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing,"
he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking
on it. Each one tried his best not to puke.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them;
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Learn something from here? hehe