Political Jokes for a good laugh

These are a few of the Political jokes that I got from email forwarding right after the election.

Chua Soi Lek quit politics after his sex scandal. Since he had a talent for pumping, he decided he will go into the petrol business. There, he reckons he can still pump a little, and for once be paid for it. As a politician, he had talent. But selling petrol wasn't something he was trained for so sales was slow. One day, he decided to put up a promotion to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon Zam pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Doc Chua told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Zam guessed 8, and Doc Chua said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."A week later, Zam, along with his UMNO friend Khairy, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Doc Chua again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Zam guessed 2 this time. Doc Chua said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."As they were driving away, Khairy said to Zam, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."Zam replied, "No it ain't, KJ. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week."

Somebody farted during the inquiry. Inquiry officer asked Tengku Adnan first: Did you fart? Adnan replied: You must be drunk or mad. the officer then asked Dr Mahathir: Did you fart? Mahathir answered: I don't remember. Anyway it's my prerogative to fart and I don't have to answer to anybody. He then asked Eusoff Chin: Did you fart? Eusoff Chin answered: If anyone wants to fart, what can I do? The officer then turned to Lingam: Did you fart? Lingam replied: Sounds like mine, smells like mine ..........but....it is not me.

Well, these jokes involves with the big numbers in the country but its kind of funny though. Have fun!