Long Air Listing :P

Was Tagged By Jacelyn with a very long air list of question! So long that i nearly fall asleep!
Anyhow I do not know how I actually finished it up..

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? Hubby!
2. What were you doing at 0800? Still Oinking
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Still in the Office
4. What happened to you in 2006? Get myself married...
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? F8ck U!
6. How many beverages did you have today? cannot remember ler..
7. What color is your hairbrush? I do not have one..
8. What was the last thing you paid for? my dinner, hubby dinner and princess Neshimaru dinner
9. Where were you last night? OFFICE ler..
10. What color is your front door? har..brown gua
11. Where do you keep your change? anywhere
12. What’s the weather like today? gloomy and dark..
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? Chocolate!
14. What excites you? Money
15. Do you want to cut your hair? I need to!
16. Are you over the age of 25? 25? Going to hit Big 3 soon ler..
17. Do you talk a lot? yes when I want to, and no when I do not know the fellow
18. Do you watch the O.C.? what is that??
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? Yes! and TNS him ! argh!!!GGrrr!!
20. Do you make up your own words? yupe yupe!
21. Are you a jealous person? see who lar..
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. er...er...cannot recall...
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K'... -_____-"
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? my boss
25. What does the last text message you received say? OK by my boss.
26. Do you chew on your straw? yupe!
27. Do you have curly hair? Nopey
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? my bed!
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? MR HOW CHE BYE!

30. What was the last thing you ate? chocolate? can still taste the bitterness in my mouth
31. Will you get married in the future? Married edy..can remarry again?
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? aiyo..pangsai also no time, how to go and watch movie..
33. Is there anyone you like right now? yeah! my hubby!
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? 5 minutes ago..
35. Are you currently depressed? YUPE! and so darn sleepy!
36. Did you cry today? Nupe
37. Why did you answer and post this? Jacelyn tagged me lor...
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey. I also not so sure.. how about Colleen, Kev, Josephine, Curryegg and Paul maybe?

Visit From Genies

"Alakazam! We are here to served you, my master"

That was what I heard first thing when I wake up this morning at 11 am. I thought I am dreaming but I am not. They came to served me because today is a special day for me. Well, its only lasted for a few second when suddenly came back and scared both of the Genie away..sigh..After a while, only I realised that the Genie was actually sent to me by Yung. So good of him. Too bad its was for a while only.

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Rules:

1. Write a short paragraph about your visit by the two Genies and include a link to the blog that passed on the Genie Symbol to you.

2. COPY the Rules and ENTIRE List below and post it on your blog.

3. List down your wish.

4. Place your name below the last name on the list and pass on the Genie Symbol to at least 5 other bloggers.

5. Please put up either one (or both) of the Symbols of the Genies on your blog to show that the Genies have visited your blog.

The Genie King, his Genie Princess and their trusty Genie Buddy have so far visited:

Mariuca would like to wish for success and fame!
Adrian would like to wish for good health and happiness!
Emila would like to wish for happiness and success.and peace!
Bobby would like to wish for the powers of Superman and immortality!
Jean would like to wish for stress-free work environment and happiness!
Trinity would like to wish good health for Jan’s brother and Yah and Wan and success!
Jesse would like a great isp and a Yummy box of chocolates!
Speedcat Hollydale would like a pet acorn monkey named “Monkee”!
Spiff, The Spaceman would like a billion US Dollars! (Am I being too greedy here?)
MPG would like to wish for love and peace.
Rolando would like everyone’s hearts desire to come true!
Joezul would like to wish for all to get their wish come true.
Jay would like to wish for 10k visitors and readers per day!
kumo would like to wish everybody a better day every next day!
Promthep would like to be successful in everything!
Sam would like to wish for a happy & simple life and happiness to everyone!
NAFASG would like to build a better community for everyone!
Levian would like to be happy always!
Apple would like to be slimmer!
Menopauseprincess would like peace, happiness, love, health & prosperity for everyone!
Morgan would like to wish for love, laughter, sunshine & blue skies for EVERYONE!
Kellie would like to wish for happiness & love to be bestowed on her family & friends!
LadyJava would like to wish for love, health, beauty and wealth for one and all!
Keeyit would like to wish for staying healthy and happily with family!
Colleen wishes everyone be well and happy!
Spookygrace would like to have a busy traffic and making money blog!
Janice Ng would like to wish for good health for his brother!
Nick would like to wish for a set of new running shoes! (GK says: Hope you can catch them with your old ones LOL)
Shinade would like to send love,peace,wealth and good health to everyone!
Cbenc12 would like to wish for health, happiness and luck for my family and friends and me too!
Paris would like to wish for more publicity! Hooyah! (taps swollen head)!
Bokjae would like to wish for speedy recovery for j@nice’s brother, yan and wan!
Giddy Tiger would like to wish for longer weekends and never-ending holidays!
Book Project would like to wish for total wealth minus one Solomons Wish!
MT would like to create a toys & games empire & have the will to c’tinue blogging!
Dawn would like to wish for world peace!
Cotojo would like Love, Peace, Harmony, Understanding & safety for all children!
Bobo would like health & wealth for everyone she loves (including her blogfriends)!
Auntie Dar would love to end animal cruelty!
Chinnee would like to wish for happiness and good health forever!
Ozzieblackcat would like to wish for success with her blog!
rinnah would like to wish for more good paying opps to come my way!
conancat would like to wish that Almond the Poodle will get fatter and fatter and fatter!
TingTitLei would like to exterminate all retards but end up being the richest man instead. Not satisfied.
Adyla would like to wish for mighty stars so the stars will grant her others wish as for like forever.. ( so clever ar this girl)
yung . would like to live in a world without lies!
babyfiona would like gennie to stop by again some other time when hubby is not around to serve her.kekeke. Just joking. Wished for everyone happiness and healthy!

Welcome aboard the Magical Flying Carpet for the Ride of your Life!

Alakazam!

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Well, I think both the Genie should stop by at Che-Cheh , Yuinyin, Maverik, Asha, and immomsdaugther place to visit them :D

I'm Tagged, Therefore..

Woah! I saw cometh passing by! *close my eye fast and starts to make wishes*..

"Ouch!" *rub my head as something dropped on it*

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Rules:Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”Copy + paste these rules in your entry.Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions. Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.


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WHAT! Cometh tagged me x_x~

When other people saw cometh, they get to wished! Me! I got a tag to do ...sigh! How unlucky I am..aiii...

Here goes nothing..


If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
Can I just don't wear anything?


At 10am this morning, I was…
-____-" just reached office, have to go back office to work..

At 10pm tonight, I will be…
HELLO! Now its already 12.41am! I passed the 10 just now when I am busying blogging..

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Whoever that is not so stupid..

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
HUH! is that possible????

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
A piece?? What happen to the rest ?What question is this??? o_0"

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
Can I give up on chocolate coloured poo??

Singapore is good for…
Not sure ler, So expensive ler the things there..find the way to shopping also troublesome!

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
"FOLLOW ME MAH???" kah kah kah

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
I don't want to be left on a deserted island ler..I cannot survived there lar..

Die by drowning or by fire?
CHOI! CHOI! CHOI! I am not going to die!

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
Aiks..I thought I left 5 bucks in my purse only today?? How come still got 9.95??? where did the 4.95 comes from??

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
Peekaboo!

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
bull balls??

I think my ass is…
Not as BIG as yours!


Not tagging anyone here keh keh keh!

Oh Cometh Oh Cometh, I done your tag, Now grant me my wishes!!!

Ah Bong Tagged Me

I got tagged by Ah Bong after he read my post on I saw Someone Making Love..He must be sexcited about that post but well, I am the king Queen of conning *got such word ar?*.

Anyway, here is the instruction of the tag and just pass it on!

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1. sourrain
2. Mistyeiz
3. wuching
4. Bobby
5. ahbong
6. Miss Personality
7. she saw someone making love
8. jeemee
9. kastum
10. narrowband

Select 5 people to tag

1. Colleen

2. kev walkabout

3. Belle

4. Irene Sweet Surrender

5. Pookyma

What were you doing 10 years ago?

This is hard...10 years ago..if you ask me, what I had for lunch, maybe I can still give you my answer..10 years ago..I am 18 that year..what I was doing ya? 18 years old..just after SPM..ohohohoho! I remember! If not mistaken, I lazed around inside my house doing nothing except eat, sleep, play PS, exercise, play with my dog and eat, sleep, Play PS, exercise, play with my dog and ...the same thing for half a year without stepping out from the house.

What was I doing 1 year ago?

At this time? A year ago..Just relieve myself from the busyness after me and my hubby ROM and starts to plan for our wedding in October..

Five snacks you enjoy

1. I everything also hemtam one woh...

Five songs that you know all the lyrics.

1. ABC song??
2. liang gi lao fu??
3. Truly, Madly, Deeply
4. I Swear
5. My Proud

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire

This is easy, check this out!

Five bad habits

1. I must be eaten to much of mangga, that is why i easily to get mang chang!

2. I like to smell puppy's mouth..its actually smell like chocolate to me -____-"

3. Too kind to people. That is bad!

4. Sleep like shaolin master. Always kungfu my hubby when I am asleep middle in the night.

5. Like to touch my face especially when I get those big big volcano that will erupt anytime...

Five things you like doing

1. Sleep
2. Earn money
3. Eat
4. Play with peekaboo
5. Sleep! again..

Five things you would never wear again

1. Other people unwanted / used clothing where they give you us when we are small.

2. Bloody 3 inch High heel -____-"

3. Spectacles after I get my Lasik!

4. Earings that will get my ear swell into a big fat chunk of meat..

5. Striking red lipstick.

Five favourite toys.

Too old for toy.....hmm... is xxxx consider a toy? *fill in whatever you think I am thinking, Blek!*

Cam-Whoring as Per Requested!

Uncle Fl Sam wanted to see my pretty face. Weeee!! So happy! I can cam-whore without people complaining and puking at my site. keh keh keh!

Before I bombard you all with my pretty faces, here is a little write-up about my little humble blog.

I started this blog is because of money! Yes, my intention is to earn money from blogging and I am not shy to admit this fact.

Well, since all those paid post provider companies will need us to have a blog of at least 3 months old and is actively updated, mah else I treat this as my online diary..hhhmmn, not diary, to be exact, a place for me to rants. At least when I am not happy, frustrated, angry the time, I can just write it in here rather than i shoot all to my lovely hubby. How good a person is also, when everyday, hear someone mumble and rants will also become dulan lar, right?

And now, all my pretty faces! keh keh keh! NO VOMITTING, NO COMPLAINING, NO WHATSOEVER THAT GIVE ME NEGATIVE COMMENTs, as this is what you asked for it!

Enough or not? Not enough i post some more later. hehehe

----- Instruction to this meme -----

1st step Post a short blog article that includes a photograph (or a series of photos) showing the face behind your blog. If you already show a photo somewhere on your site (such as in your about page), then make your post more interesting and choose a photo that’s not currently online.

2nd step Include links to other people that have displayed a photo, or include their photos in your post, adding a reference. Here are the others who have participated so far:

Gayla at Mom GadgetChar at Essential KeystrokesPaul at Reflections Rob at 2DolphinsZep at The In-Sect Ingo at StixsterStevie at Lost In Cyberspace The Paper Bull at (oddly enough) The Paper BullLisa Sabin-Wilson at Just A Girl In The WorldDawud Miracle at dmiracle.com Wendy Piersall at eMoms at HomeDennis Bjorn Petersen at Petersen Inc. Randa Clay at Randa Clay DesignDrew McLellan at The Marketing MinuteBecky McCray at Small Biz Survival Phil Gerbyshak at Make it Great!Steve Woodruff at StickyFigure Dave Olson at Live the GREAT life that you desireGreg at Become a Remote Control SEOAriane Benefit at Neat Living Blog Genesis at the At Home Mom BlogArmen at iFFECT.NET Mihaela Lica at Online Public RelationsTara at Graphic Design BlogDoris Chua at Home Office Women Edward Mills at Evolving TimesTony D. Clark at Success from the Nest Jonathan-C Phillips at SmartWealthyRichKaren at A Deaf Mom Shares Her WorldLisa Gates at intrinsic life design Rammel Firdaus at rammelfirdaus.comCarol at Pentimento Adam Kayce at Monk at WorkThomas at Technical BloggerTammy Lenski at I Can?t Say That! Chris Brown at Branding & Marketing Rory Sullivan at HamelifeDerek Wong at Going The Wong WayEmbuck at embuck.comMs. Q at QMusings Shelly Tucker at This Eclectic Life Steve at Ramblings from the MarginalizedTroy Worman at on!blogLilith at Lilith’s Owl NestRevov at REVO-OVER Karin at Stop/Start Jamy at Seay's Kopitam this is a miracle A Great Pleasure Simple Life silverhorsegunnysack

3rd step Tag as many others as you like in your post to spread the meme.

----- End Instruction -----

Alright, I have done with my cam-whoring, should pass this to those i think have the potential to become the next blogger model of the year

1. Belle - She "heng" play grab people tits one -____-"
2. Yung - the owner of Silent Whisper
3. Josephine - Her baby Esther is so cute!
4. Momoof Cairo

My Rant on Monday Morning..

I am so freaking tired. I been changing my blog layout until my eye balls wanted to pop out, my brain squeezed to the maximum, my face full with live volcanos, my waist line jumped from a nice 27.5 inch to ugly 29.5 inch..Ok lar, maybe not 27.5 inch
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Anyway, my point is, how do you all actually knows how to read all those HTML coding..or this CSS coding..I faced my lappy until i feel like wanted to vomit. My heart beat thumping like nobody business and anytime can kaput!

Its all started on saturday night..my fansee, Colleen asked me why i changed my layout and I gave her a simple answer. "Leng lor" (beautiful) and this the outcome of my NOOBINESH. Sorry ler, this vocab, u will need to check with Nastasshea, my another fansee. She the in the making of creating her own NESHIMARU language. I got the idea from her, so pluhlease, go and check with her.

All i want, is just a new look for my spectator..You all lar..who else. I want you all to have a pleasent view at my blog, so after reading all my nonsense stuff, your eye wont feel like popping out like ping pong ball and to make you all goes woolala!



Wark!!! (I learned this from chocobo, Final Fantasy cute little chick) ..needs to stop here and back to work. Sweetpea said I must be liking fried sotong very muchee..but then again, i only likes those that I can eat, put inside my mouth and chew! Not those my boss belanja me one.


So, for all those potatoes that find their name here, nick here, or link inside this particular post, YOU ARE ALL BEEN TAGGED BY ME and Me and ME. Anyway, One of you already been tagged by my Ngao Jeung, consider it as double tag lor. Ngao Jeung of course no need to do lor, because only potatoes needs to do ler..